Marshall thinks he's God!?

Two recently departed prospectors, were standing in line to enter the pearly gates, when one looked up in surprise.
"I'll be buggered" he said. "I didn't even know that wanker had passed, least of all made his way here!!"
"What are you going on about" said the other in mild annoyance, as he he was half way through his best nugget story.
"look up ahead, at the front of the line" said the first.."Isn't that the fake finds wanker from the AEGPF forum who thinks he knows all, and is a superior human?"
"sure looks like him" said the second, "that's not a head you forget" he chuckled..

A nearby angel, overhearing their conversation and confusion, came over to explain.
"gentlemen, fear not, that's not Marshall Pardee!" he exclaimed ..."That's just God thinking he is Marshall !!"

Putrid Pardee wishes he was GOD.
Hes gonna need him pretty soon

A Narcissistic Masochistic Penis!?

masochist
/ˈmasəkɪst/
noun
a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation.

"Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them. People with this disorder may lack the ability to understand or care about the feelings of others.
Others often describe people with NPD as cocky, manipulative, selfish, patronizing, and demanding."

I don't know if you can be diagnosed with both...But it would explain a lot!!